Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical

I′m Scott Pilgrim

(I know, shut up)

I had that dream again

(I didn't care the first time you told me, I care even less now)

The girl with rollerblades and rainbow hair!

When are you leaving?

(Sex Bob-Omb practice is in one hour!)

I mean for good this time

(Mmm, is that fresh coffee?)

Don′t change the subject, I have a date tonight!

How do I tell him my exes are evil?

Evil! Skater!

Exes! Actor!

Evil! Vegan!

Exes! Rockstar!

Evil! Mogul!

Exes! Titan!

Evil! Lover!

Exes! Fighter!

We are the Evil Exes!

Bread ain't all that

Bread makes you fat

What's wrong with that?

Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!

This is your precious life!

Precious little LIFE!