It's way past noon I just woke up
Man I feel like shit
One drink too much took me right out
How the hell did I get home?
Was still in bed when I heard the door
Somebody kept on knockin'
And there she was neat as a pin
Smile on the face staring down at me
There she was, there she was
Asking for a little donation
There she was, there she was
Shaking more than my foundations
So I asked her in, to my surprise
She didn't waste no time
She took off her dress, kicked off her shoes
And threw away her glasses
She was here, she said to save my soul
Asking for a little donation
I gave her all I had to give
Waiting for my salvation
There she was, there she was
Praying for a little donation
On her knees there she was
Shakin' more than my foundations
There she was
Begging for a little donation, down on her knees
She rocked me down to my foundations
Down to my foundations
It's all for a good purpose
But it ain't for charity
It's all for a good purpose
She came for money and gave her dignity
C.O.D. charity
C.O.D. charity
(No fees)
C.O.D. charity
(She came, she saw, she conquered)
C.O.D. charity
C.O.D. charity
(She came, she saw, she had it from me)
C.O.D. charity
C.O.D. charity
C.O.D. charity
(Down, down on me)
C.O.D. charity
(Oh Lord)
C.O.D. charity
C.O.D. charity
(She's suckin' out the devil, the devil in me)
You know I'm good
Do you like my holy donation?
Just call on me whenever you want
And rock me down to my foundations
There she was
Asking for a little donation
Don't ever stop, don't spill a drop
Keep a shaking on a my foundations
