Fat man

Don′t want to be a fat man

People would think that I was just good fun, man

Would rather be a thin man

I am so glad to go on being one, man

Too much to carry around with you

No chance of finding a woman, who

Will love you in the morning and all the nighttime too

Don't want to be a fat man

Have not the patience to ignore all that

Hate to admit to myself

Half of my problems came from being fat

Won′t waste my time feeling sorry for him

I've seen the other side to being thin

Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure

The fat man would win