I′m a thousand miles away rollin down the road
Called my wife three times but no one's home
It went straight to voicemail not a text in sight
Now my brain′s workin overtime somethin ain't right
Did she trip on the stairs? Did the cat strike back
Is she stuck somewhere with a full-on panic attack
My heart's racin fast
I′m losin my mind
Ready to call in the rescue kind
Get the National Guard bring the fire trucks too
I need all hands-on deck I′ve got no clue
Turn on the sirens light up the sky
I'm about to mobilize the FBI
But hold your horses horses don′t break down the door
She was volunteering
her phone was off of course
of course
I called her sister next said Have you heard a word
She said I got nothin now this is gettin absurd
I pictured SWAT teams and helicopters above
All for the woman I absolutely love
My truck became HQ for the big operation
Imaginary teams at every station
The cat's lookin guilty the dog′s on the run
I'm thinkin about headlines when the search is done
Get the National Guard bring the fire trucks too
I need all hands-on deck I′ve got no clue
Turn on the sirens light up the sky
I'm about to mobilize the FBI
But hold your horses horses don't break down the door
She was volunteering
her phone was off of course
Then my phone lit up her voice came through
She said Hey there hon what′s wrong with you
I said What′s wrong with me? I nearly lost my head
I was preppin a SWAT team for you instead
Get the National Guard bring the fire trucks too
I need all hands-on deck I've got no clue
Turn on the sirens light up the sky
I′m about to mobilize the FBI
But hold your horses horses don't break down the door
She was volunteering
her phone was off of course
Now I write things down it′s a lesson well learned
Don't jump to conclusions no fires were burned
The moral is simple it′s not that hard
Don't call the cops til you check the yard
