Cold Beer (Cry Tunes)

I kinda get broken when it comes to emotion

Makes me start choking, so I sit by the ocean

I spent my last buck on a bottle of whiskey

Drunk and broke, sittin' here in history

I made my mind up, how I'm going

Got nowhere to go

Don't know where I'm going

I do know one thing, one thing that is true

Wherever I go, I'm gonna need you

We just can't

let each other go now

We're too close, to ever slow down

The only one who

keeps my chin up1

When you touch my lips, we're like two dogs stuck2

Cold, cold beer

Don't you ever worry, I am right here

Never live without you

Don't care what I amount to no

Talkin' bout cold, cold beer

Don't you ever worry I'm right here

I could never live without you

I pick you up, I take you home

Sit on my couch, turn off my phone

'Cause I love your taste, love your smell

Who'd have ever thought

that we could do so well?

Hell, I guess we're meant for each other

Sort'a like the microphone and my buddy Bruce Buffer3

I can't really express my joy

Sorta like a scrap between Osgood and Patty Roy4

I can't take my eyes off you

Went to rehab, thought that I lost you

But now we're back together, with a vengeance

Must be my little Irish descendance5

It feels pretty good to get this off my chest

Even though people sayin' Jesse's obsessed

Well maybe I am, maybe they're right

One thing that I know, it was love at first sight

Yeah cold, cold beer

Don't you ever worry, I am right here

I could never live without you

I wouldn't even want to

Cold, cold beer

Don't you ever worry I am right here

Never live without you

You care what I amount to

Well I'm sittin' on my stoop feeling kinda lonely

Me and Brenda fightin' so I called up the homies

But the b'ys are busy hangin' out, in front of Sobeys6

There's only one little feller, who really knows me

He comes in a little brown bottle or can

Sits in my hand 'til I can barely stand

He's part of the fam, he's part of the team

Took me under his wing when I was just a teen

Every time he comes around it always

Takes me back to when I had a fake ID, and a little dirt 'stache

Get a road soak, cold pop, two-four, wob pop, pop top, twist top, tall boy, cold shot7

Beer! Cold beer

Don't you ever worry, I am right here

I could never live without you

You don't care what I amount to

Cold, cold beer

Don't you ever worry, I am right here

I couldn't fuckin live without you

I wouldn't even want to