Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong

In his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him

With terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks

He was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land

And never mind the tsar

But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy healer

Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

But when he’s drinking and lusting

And his hunger for power became known

To more and more people

The demands to do something

About this outrageous man

Became louder and louder

"This man's just got to go!"

Declared his enemies

But the ladies begged

"Don't you try to do it, please"

No doubt this Rasputin

Had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute

They just fell into his arms

Then one night

Some men of higher standing

Set a trap, they're not to blame

"Come to visit us" they kept demanding

And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

They put some poison into his wine

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

They didn't quit

They wanted his head

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

And so they shot him till he was dead

Oh those Russians.