Mastermind

The crazy scientist AKA Genius

Is carrying a bucket of ice

He has spent his last years back in his warehouse

Building a doomsday device

It's rusty and noisy, it sparks and it's smokin

And powered by an exercise bike

All the equipment is turned to eleven

Waiting for the lightning to strike

I truly am a genius

I am the mastermind

With my machines I'll bring you to your knees

I will rule over mankind

The gears are turning and the hamsters are running

Powering deathmetal rays

It's storming and raining, but there is no lightning

And there will be no storms in days

Bored and distracted, he breaks it all down

Just like he did in the past

It's time to move on, to build a new one

Right in the place of the last

I truly am a genius

I am the mastermind

With my machines I'll bring you to your knees

I will rule over mankind

His tools are all broken, and warehouse is silent

He is crying, collapsed on a floor

“What is the point of a doomsday device

I don't want to rule anymore“

But there is one final and adequate challenge

For a brilliant mind in his prime

With the power of science, the one mastermind

Is traveling backwards in time

A crazy scientist AKA Genius

Is carrying a bucket of ice

The beer is cold. He, lo and behold

Won’t make the same mistake twice

Forget all the deathrays and world domination

He is studying the game of chess!

The world will be safe while he is playing

With various degrees of success

I truly am a genius

I am the mastermind

I have just began, and after I’m done

You will find this world redefined

Tardigrades don't go to Hell really

In the matter of fact they've never left it