I′m Duke Nukem, baby
Yhea, Hail to the King
Hail to the king
You're an inspiration for birth control
I′m Duke Nukem, baby, stepping into the fight
Kicking alien ass, all day and night
From the streets of L.A. to the depths of space
I'm here to save the world, put those scumbags in their place
With my trusty Deagle and a cigar in my teeth
I'm blasting through hordes, bringing the heat
Pig cops and octabrains, they don′t stand a chance
In this war for Earth, I take the stance
Strip clubs and neon lights, the city′s under siege
But I'm Duke Nukem, I′m out of their league
No mercy for the invaders, they'll taste my wrath
In this urban jungle, I′m blazing a path
From sewers to rooftops, I track them down
With every explosion, I own this town
Shaking the foundations, with every step
In this alien apocalypse, I'm the last rep
I rescue the babes, with a wink and a smirk
They know Duke Nukem′s here to do the work
No alien scum's gonna enslave my kind
In this battle for survival, I'm outta my mind
The mothership awaits, high above the skyline
I′m coming for you, prepare to resign
With rocket launcher ready, I breach the hull
In this final showdown, I′ll take the skull
With every alien slashed, I light another stogie
In this war of attrition, I'm the one and only
Hail to the king, baby, it′s my decree
In this world of chaos, you'll bow to me
So here′s to the carnage, the blood and the gore
To the endless battles, and the legends of yore
I'm Duke Nukem, with my guns blazing bright
In this endless nightmare, I own the night
When the last alien falls, and the dust finally clears
They′ll remember my name, echoing through the years
In the annals of history, etched in blood and chrome
Duke Nukem, the hero, who brought the battle home
He brought the battle home
Hail to the king
Shake it baby
Hail to the king
You're an inspiration for birth control
He ain't afraid of no fight
Kicking ass and chewing gum, but I′m fresh out tonight
From babes in distress to the alien scum
I′m Duke Nukem, and I'm where nightmares come from
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
With my boots stomping down, there′s nowhere for them to hide
I rip and I tear, through flesh and bone
In this war-torn city, I'll reclaim my throne
Come get some, I shout, with a grin so wide
As I blast through the hordes, with a devil′s pride
No retreat, no surrender, it's all in a day′s work
In this hellish landscape, I go berserk
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubble gum
With my arsenal of weapons, I make their end come
From pipe bombs to shrink rays
In this alien apocalypse, I stand tall
I see the fear in their eyes, as I approach
With my mighty boot, their skulls I poach
Hail to the king, baby, it′s my battle cry
In this endless warzone, I′ll never die
Shake it, baby, I tell the babes I save
As I light up a stogie, standing by their grave
In this twisted world, I'm the last line of defense
Duke Nukem′s here, and I'm making perfect sense
So here′s to the chaos, the carnage, the thrill
To the endless fight, and the blood that I spill
I'm Duke Nukem, the legend, the myth
In this cosmic battle, I′m the ultimate fifth
When the last alien falls, and I stand alone
With my boots on their corpses, I reclaim the throne
, I reclaim the throne
, I reclaim the throne
, I reclaim the throne
When the last alien falls, and I stand alone
With my boots on their corpses, I reclaim the throne
In the annals of history, my name will resound
Duke Nukem, the hero, forever renowned
