The bartender

Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs

At all of my jokes when he's drinking

Mr. Martini stares and he

Never shares what he's thinking.

Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time

That she'll phone me

Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers

Walk past when he's lonely.

I'm a bartender

I pour the drinks

Laugh with the sinners

And cry with the saints

And even if they don't remember

I try to make their bar tender.

Mr. Never Does Tip says

That none of his kids ever call home

Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone

She's at work on her cell phone.

Mrs. Husband Just Died always

Breaks down and cries on the weekends

Just another long night in a

Bartender's life with some good friends

I'm a bartender

I pour the drinks

Laugh with the sinners

And cry with the saints

And even if they don't remember

I try to make their bar tender

And even if they don't remember

I try to make their bar tender