Million dollar bash

Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheel gorged

Turtle, that's a friend of hers, with his checks all forged

And his cheeks in a chunk, and his cheese in the cash

They’re all gonna be there at that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It’s that million dollar bash

Everybody from right now to over there and back

The louder they come, the bigger they crack

Come now, sweet cream, don’t forget to flash

We’re all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It’s that million dollar bash

Well, I took my counselor out to the barn

Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn

Then along came Jones, emptied the trash

Everybody went down to that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It’s that million dollar bash

Well, I’m hitting it too hard, my stones won’t take

I get up in the morning but it’s too early to wake

First it’s hello, goodbye then push and then crash

But we’re all gonna make it

at that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It’s that million dollar bash

Well, I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist

I punched myself in the face with my fist

I took my potatoes, bound to be mashed

Then I made it on over to that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It’s that million dollar bash